You had two weeks to early vote. In fact you could've voted anywhere in Reno: at any early voting location you wanted. Anytime you wanted.
But you didn't.
Way to go, Einstein.
So now you will get to meet your neighbors! A couple times this weekend when they knock on your door.
And meet people you don't know from California. A couple times.
And people being paid by the McCain campaign (they don't have any volunteers).
And they will come by and call your house at dinner. Ding Dong. And lunch. Ding Dong.And during the game. Ding Dong.
And there's nothing you can do about it, sucker.
They will not take you off the list, and since you decided to skip Early Voting, they're going to come back again to matter what you tell'em.
Early Voting is still going on until 6 p.m. tonight!
You could still run over to one of the Opem Locations and get your name taken off both parties "need to vote still" lists.
If you were smart, you'd do it. Are you smart?
Well, ARE YOU, PUNK?